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*ЁЯШ│Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Operations Head* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Financial Budget* Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│ Planning Team* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Quality Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│HR Manager* is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months. ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ *ЁЯШ│Customer* is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby….!!!!! ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖЁЯМ▒ЁЯФЖ.